*dangerously large stone with text falls from nowhere* HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY THE WEIRD STONE OF LORE BY POSTING NUMEROUS POSTS BEFORE MY CREATOR REPLIES! Sigh... very well. I can work with this.*end stone text and the rule for posting before ThatGuy does.*
Sable-Xeno Post 1: Your slice of pie transforms into the Other digital White Sable and touches you, causing a black hole to suck you into another room of the Library. But don't worry. Everything in this room is made out of Pokemon food... Even the oxygen.
theawesomedude92 Post 1: Your slice of pie pops out a tail, pairs of paws and legs and a kitty cat head, then starts doing the Caremeldansen. Now it's a kitty cat dance party!
Gyzyn: Pie grows a face and flirts with you: "Wanna taste?"
ALOIYD: A stone with text falls and crushes you. "Oh, so you just expect me to offer you magical pie and be absolutely fine if you refuse? I don't think so! EAT PIE FOOL!" A flurry of pies then land on the stone that is crushing you. "Whew, glad I got that out of my system. Sorry, I'll reverse this." Stone lifts from you and pie disappears.
theawesomdude92 Post 2: In confusion on how it should react to the saying, the pie just blows up.
Daemyn: Your slice of pie grows a plunger and attaches it to your brain in order to be able to listen to your sayings without blowing up like that other pie.
Sable-Xeno Post 2: Pie just stares at you. Then throws itself on your eyes. And this pie is made of red hot cinnamon candy, which is exactly like pepper spray.