Time for Android! .. I'm kidding. Though I do have a back up linux on my windows installer it's self.
IF you want to stay on windows and are still getting annoyed by updates uh. either windows 8.1. Windows 10 enterprise which has less intrusive updates. Or that Windows 10 LTSB. Which I've not had time to test yet but I've heard it doesn't have near as much junk.
Or listen to Dar
Get Linux huehuehue