[SurrealBrain]

Granted. You're the worst playable character in the game, and the only ones who use you are completionists and trolls.

I wish 3DS Smash had an adventure mode. Keep Smash run, but I'd like something more substantial.

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Granted, The first level, will force you to fight Master Core on Rumble Falls, however, The second level will force you to fight 3 Master Cores on the smallest stage ever, while you only have is 1 stock, and, really funny, they each have 3 stocks.

...I wish DLCs are free.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted!...they also have a 3-minute timer, like the Masterpieces! (I actually wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Sakurai HAS trolled us harder before...)

...I wish Sable was playable in Sm4sh.

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...Granted! he'll be the worst character ever, but don't worry ; i'm always the worst.

I wish the next poster wishes a wish.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! But it's John Smith, and it's something about open sourcing...oh, and he doesn't make a wish.

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...what? I'm a poster, not a Doctor, Fighter, or Miravle Worker!

...I wish I had a Sable Amiibo.

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Granted? Hahaha, Sable would kick the gamepad before you even place him on NFC.

I wish I had a Klonoa Amiibo.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! However, the aforementioned Sable Amiibo kicked him, too, before you even got it, and started to brawl in your living room.

...I wish I could actually see that happening.

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Granted...but Sable will shoot Aura Spheres at you before kicking Klonoa Amiibo.

...I wish Donkey Kong's SSB4 weren't a Gorrila, instead being the original DK.

[Sable-Xeno]

Granted! He now looks like a Donkey. Also, insert "Expand Dong" meme here.

...I wish the mass-produced Amiibos weren't so FUGLY. (Seriously, that giant yellow shaft on the Link Amiibo is NOT pleasing to the eyes.)

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Granted? Link's hair would become a sword, then!

...I wish Amiibos weren't too plastic.