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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2014, 01:58:07 am »
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Granted, Klonoa becomes real....where is he? No one knows...though, there are rumors of a "Big-Ears" roaming the Himalayas.

I wish Klonoa was in Smash Bros. for WiiU/Smash Bros. for 3DS.
but you have to beat the entire game on the hardest settings to unlock him.
I wish I could invade phantomile too teach Klonoa how not to be a fool or a blind hero or used and also inform him of how huepow messed with his memories.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2014, 02:06:24 am »

but you have to beat the entire game on the hardest settings to unlock him.
I wish I could invade phantomile too teach Klonoa how not to be a fool or a blind hero or used and also inform him of how huepow messed with his memories.

Granted...However, by doing so, you have inadvertantly sent him into a spiral of emotions and self-doubt, fueled by his utterly being used.

The end result? Klonoa 3 becomes something much like "Shadow the Hedgehog", with hints of FFIX's "You're Not Alone" scene sprinkled throughout.

I wish I had a real Lucario.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2014, 02:30:53 am »
I wish I had a real Lucario.

Alright, here's the thing though. You have to catch him/her first, but without any Pokemon or Pokeball's to catch it with, you'll get the crap beaten out of you.

I wish that I become the winner of the "Last Poster" thread on our forums.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2014, 02:43:54 am »
I wish I had a real Lucario.

Alright, here's the thing though. You have to catch him/her first, but without any Pokemon or Pokeball's to catch it with, you'll get the crap beaten out of you.

I wish that I become the winner of the "Last Poster" thread on our forums.
You do but only because the entire internet crashed!
I wish I had the funds to build a monster of a computer that would satisfy my desire for an overkill machine for any task I toss at it.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2014, 02:49:42 am »
Granted! However, the computer you build in question has a particular quirk- for it to work, you have to LITERALLY toss things at it to complete tasks. And last I heard, you can't throw the internet.

I wish you could play as Guntz in Klonoa 2.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2014, 11:55:50 am »
I wish you could play as Guntz in Klonoa 2.

Okay. But Guntz is the ONLY protagonist. Klonoa, Lolo, Popka, and all of those other really likeable characters get thrown out the window to make room for Guntz. On top of that, the King of Sorrow (as we know him) would be drastically different, for the worse.


I wish Klonoa's canon was a little easier to understand.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2014, 02:10:36 pm »
Granted. The Klonoa series gets a total reboot, with absolutely no story whatsoever. Any and all previously existing, currently existing, and soon-to-be existing plot points and plot holes that manage to exist are inexplicably and immediately explained away as "nanomachines, son!"


I wish I WAS a Lucario.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2014, 08:46:02 pm »
I wish I WAS a Lucario.

You become a Lucario, but the only move you know is Water Gun, and you're not a water type.

I wish I had some meatloaf.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2014, 08:48:26 pm »
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I wish I had some meatloaf.


You get some but it's... uhh... really bad I guess.

I wish I could come up with a better response to Darai's wish.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Topic!
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2014, 09:04:28 pm »
Granted: You come up with this: "granted: here's Meatloaf, Meatboy's extremely lazy and decidedly inedible cousin." However, since you didn't REALLY come up with it, you get no credit.

I wish Bomberman 3DS was uncancelled.

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