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Speculations of what caused Volk's war
« on: July 25, 2015, 06:33:54 PM »
Any of you guys have any theories? This is sort of a silly thread so anything goes!


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Re: Speculations of what caused Volk's war
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2015, 07:12:25 PM »
Once upon a time, there was a sandwich.

It was such a magnificent sandwich, with such delicious tomatoes, lettuce, bacon and pickles...and then, it happened.

The Volkie from the left side of town dropped it on the ground.  Now nobody would get hat sweet, sweet sandwich, and it was all the left side's fault!

Cue massive war.

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Re: Speculations of what caused Volk's war
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2015, 11:20:57 PM »
I always just assumed it was in their nature to fight one another.

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Re: Speculations of what caused Volk's war
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2015, 12:10:21 AM »
I don't even think they know/remember what caused it, and don't care. They probably make up new reasons to justify the war every day, whether both sides are actually aware of the other side's reason or not.


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Re: Speculations of what caused Volk's war
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2015, 01:11:29 PM »
Probably someone declared a coup d'etat in Volk and BAM! :D War begun.